Discovery

Demi Moore looks damn good in a bikini. (Ayyy!)

Eva Longoria channels Blanche Deveraux and Suzanne Sugarbaker. (Websters)

Real-time Sienna Miller and Mena Suvari boobage. (CelebNewsWire)

Britney’s beef tips make another sad appearance. (The Blemish)

Tori Spelling is pregnant another little philly. (Evil Beet)

Vintage Jennifer Lopez before all the edema. (The Grumpiest)

Lucy Liu dressed as a gay jellyfish. (Pretty Boring)

Amy Winehouse really truly really checks into rehab this time. (ICYDK)

Drunken Tara Reid upskirt! (Drunken Stepfather)

Hannah Montana’s cell phone pictures hacked. (Egotastic)