Discovery

Why must Ellen Pompeo hate herself so much She’s always finding ways to make herself look like a 65-year-old former first lady. This whole ensemble is a wreck. The upper part is totally pill-popping Republican and the bottom half is something out of Janet Jackson’s tour closet. I want to give this bitch a white-chocolate macadamia nut cookie to make herself better and then slap some fashion sense into her.

Her husband is foxy though. Here’s Ellen at hubby at the Chanel Fine Jewelry event at the Plaza last night in NYC.