Discovery

A cult expert evaluates the mental state of Tom Cruise in that recruitment video. (RO)

Johnny Depp make excellent eye candy. (CS)

Lindsay Lohan looks older than her years. (Celebitchy)

A newscaster does a Matthew McConaughey impression. Duuuuude. (Ayyyy!)

Kate Winslet: Finally, some hot is back. (MS)

Prince William is packing heat (POTP)

Ashley Olsen & might be banging Jared Leto. (GB)

Amy Winehouse is lookin’ like Bette Midler. (IBBB)

Did Oprah Winfrey fire Dr. Phil (PB)

Katie Holmes: Boring Poshabee. (HO)

Real Time Review of Blonde Ambition: A “Papa Joe Films Production.” (Pajiba)

Who’d You Rather Fairy tale sluts. (LG)

Get all the dirt on Britney Spears that I don’t have the stomach to cover. (WS)