Discovery

Listen up, people. I have an astounding ability to ascertain a fake Pete Doherty story from an authentic report about one of the many stupid things that really do occur within the life of our favourite antihero. Yes, I am ashamed of this capability, but whatever.

No truth exists with regard to a certain rumour, which states that Pete Doherty wears a bra to avoid getting sore nipples while jogging. This story originates from an article, “Pete Doherty’s Training Bra,” that was published on The Anorak, which is a site that parodies the British tabloids. Other recent articles of late from The Anorak are titled as such:

• Half Man Peng Shuilin Learns To Move
• Celebrity Police Back Amy Winehouse
• Racial Jokes On Barack Obama Are Like Porn
• Robbie Williams Paves Way to China’s Special Olympics

Do you automagically believe the veracity of the above headlines Yeah, me neither.