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Lynsey Nordstrom Poses as Jessica Simpson to Distract Romo

Makeup artist Lynsey Nordstrom was given a pink Tony Romo jersey and free tickets to the New York Giants playoff game against the Dallas Cowboys in Dallas on Sunday afternoon by the New York Post.

Why was she given the free tickets Because she strongly resembles Romo’s girlfriend Jessica Simpson. Romo has played horrible at every game Simpson has attended. She wasn’t at the game on Sunday but Lynsey was there and Tony bombed towards the end of the game. He even threw an interception in the endzone to seal the victory for the Giants.

Jessica Simpson avoided her boyfriend’s big game last night so she wouldn’t be blamed if the Cowboy’s happened to lose, but that didn’t stop the New York Post from hiring a Simpson lookalike to throw off Tony Romo’s game.

Lynsey Nordstrom, an aspiring makeup artist who happens to look a lot like Ms. Simpson, was approached by the New York Post to act as the 27-year-old singer at last night’s game against the New York Giants.

How clever is the New York Post They should have been given a game ball or something. Romo brings a lot of criticism upon himself. During the Cowboys bye week during the first week of the NFL Playoffs, instead of going over hours of film, he flew down to Cabo San Lucas for a few days of sun, sex and intelligent conversation with Ms. Simpson.

Romo’s controversial wide receiver Terrell Owens even shed tears yesterday when the media started asking about Simpson and Romo’s Cabo getaway.