Discovery

Katie “Kate” Holmes debuted a new heavily-banged bob at the 59th annual Bambi Awards in Dusseldorf yesterday, apparently inspired by Elizabeth Taylor’s Cleopatra and the early 15th-century Sallet helmets worn during the War of the Roses. This new haircut supposedly rockets Katie straight to the coveted heights of Hollywood fashion iconicity, but I don’t really get it. Down’s Syndrome has had the market cornered on that haircut for years now, and nobody ever called them “the new Jackie O.”