Discovery

Former Toy-Making Elf

Former Mormon

Current occupation: dentist

Current occupation: Panic! at the Disco font man

Affinity for cute hats

Affinity for cute hats

Runs off with Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

Ran off with Ryan the Soup Bringing Hippie Ross

Meets a silver and gold obsessed prospector

Meets Jon Walker

Story is told by a magical snowman

…[insert joke about Spencer Smith here]

…[insert joke about inserting things here]

Wonders why he is such a misfit

Is more of a Beatles fan, himself

Opened a dentist’s office at the North Pole

May be planning to open a dentist’s office at the North Pole…you never really know with him

Adorable

Adorkable

Still needs to implement a decent dental plan for the Toy Making Elves Union

Still needs to show up in pirate garb and grab my boobs.