Discovery

10. Charlize Theron in “Monster”
Ok so this is so obvious bc every one talked about it for like a year after the movie came out, but seriously she look so nasty in this movie ugh. and she’s absolutely stunning in person. She walked, talked, looked and WAS Aileen Wuornos.

9. Micheal Keaton in “Beetlejuice” -
Micheal Keaton’s a DILF. He’s hot in that “omg jennifer your dad is kinda cuteeeeeeee” way. He is waaaay creepy and skeevy in Beetlejuice, and he has like nasty mold on his face and seriously the grossest teeth ever. LOOOOVE this movie though.

8. Hilary Swank in “Boys Don’t Cry” -
Alright, so she’s not the ugliest boy in town, BUT SHE IS A GIRL PLAYING A BOY WHO IS REALLY A GIRL. It’s a little mind boggling, and you’re like she looks like that nice boy who pumps my gas at the mobil…but its a girl. Hilary Swank embodied that role and took it to such a level of talented, its just wow.

7. Ben Stiller in “There’s Something About Mary”
HAHAhA that hair! those braces!! the zipper….. Ben Stiller looks so awkward in the beginning of that movie, but yet soo adorable. He’s ugly in that way where you remember when you were 16 and you’re like aw. Or if you are 16 you’re like thank god i dont look like that. Or if you are 16 and look like that, you’re like aw dammit, i do look like that. Whatever, doesn’t the geek always get the girl

6. Nicole Kidman in “The Hours”
Now, im not sure if anyone under the age of say, 32 has ever seen this movie…but they gave her the biggest schnoz ever. Ugh, I havent seen the movie, but I think I would just stare at it with a frown on my face for the 3.5 hour movie it is.

5. Christian Bale in “The Machinist”
He weighed 120 pounds in this movie. Christian Bale lost a total of 63 pounds to play this part. I love this movie, its so haunting and strange, but you really can’t stop staring at his stomach and how gross he looks.

4. Lizzy Caplan in “Mean Girls”
She’s HOT! Janis Ian is HOT in real life. I had no idea, but my roommate and I were watching Freaks and Geeks and saw her and decided to IMDB her and we were like saaaaaay whaaaaaat.

3. Tom Hanks in “Castaway”
Sweet beard dude! Yikes, if this movie wasnt blatantly advertised as TOM HANKS IS LOST ON A DESERTED ISLAND IN CASTAWAY it would have probably taken me a few minutes to figure out who that was.He had to be “normal” weight for half the movie and had to grow his beard and starve himself for the other half. nuts!

2. Renee Zellweger in “Bridget Jones’s Diary”
Not in a million years is Renee fat, but when you are basically the size of a stick and you gain 25 pounds it makes you look fat. She also wore almost no makeup and faked a pretty good English accent and pulled it off very convincingly. I relate to Bridget Jones so much and I think Renee was really great as her in the movie.

1. Ellen Burstyn in “Requiem for a Dream”
She’s such a cute older lady in the beginning of the movie and then takes those crazy speed pills and hears things and makes herself crazy and turns into that skinny OLD looking lady. Every time they take her away on that stretcher I get chills.