Discovery

This is a new series I'll being doing, along with the Heroes caps.  sorry about missing a few, but I just had a bunch of weddings, including my own.  My schedule should be clear for a bit now, though.

Anyway, this series will be dedicated to movies that come out on Netflix that… I really doubt they exist.  They are campy, badly titled, have mind numbing descriptions.  Usually they are about one of the following: horror, vampires, raves, straight to DVD sci-fi, some sort of cheesy “Vs.” concept or have ex-bodybuilders in them.  So without further ado, I present the first installment.

The Slaughter

It's college kids Vs. evil spirits of Cthula.

Manticore
It's the US army Vs. a Iraqi terrorist mythical beast.

Alien Siege
Aliens want our blood.  But we don't want to give it up.  Fight!

Horrors of War
Saving Private… Zombie?

Blood Monkey
This actually sounds less cheesy than the Crichton flick Congo, but the title wins it.

The Abortion
Turkish horror movie.  I dunno, I may not be able to stop laughing at the title long enough to be scared by her fetus' ghost.  For added chuckles, take a look at the “More Like This” section at the bottom.