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Hello Ladies & Gentleman! Witches and Werewolves! I welcome you to the first annual Halloweenies! And our opening performance…the winner of “Best Halloween Song”, My Chemical Romance’s House of Wolves!

The Halloweenies. Hosted by: Brittany, aka stewieismyhomeboy!

Good evening ladies and gents. Over the month, I have had you guys vote for your favorite Halloween stuff. Except, the category, “Face You’d Most Like to Carve on a Pumpkin” will not be chosen by favoritism, or voting, but instead, the one I found as the most original idea.
But, many of you may want to point a finger at me for your favorite person/band whatever not winning. But, you should remember that YOU chose the nominees and YOU voted for the winner. So, if you’re going to blame me, I will have to make your comment DISAPPEAR.
Now, to present our first category, “Best Vampire Hunter”, here is kairbears4:

“What do you get when vampires attack? A ravaged city? How about…our winner…Patrick Stump!”

Acceptance speech: “Thank you, Pete, for helping me with vampire hunting. I’d like to thank Fueled By Ramen, and Island, for letting up put out the video, my friends and family, you know who you are, and most importantly, I’d like to thank those who voted. Thank you.”–Patrick Stump(*)

And now, to present our award for Best Witch or Wizard, here is Melissa Joan Hart, as Sabrina the Teenage Witch, and Britney Spears:

And the winner for Best WItch or Wizard goes to…
Helena Bonham Carter!
Helena could not appear on the account of that, well, we’re scared of her ever since she killed Sirius Black.

And now, for Tom Cruise.

*jumps on couch* “This next performer is Michael Jackson! I love Michael Jackson! I love Michael Jackson! I love Michael Jackson! I love Michael Jackson! I love Michael Jackson!“–Tom Cruise(*)

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And now we return to the Halloweenies.

Our next presenter, has fallen for both vampires and werewolves, and will present both awards as such. Here is…Bella Swann, and the future Mrs. Edward Cullen (jealous? Me too.)

“Hi! When I first moved to Forks, I never expected to meet vampires, or werewolves. And now, I have fallen in love with a vampire, and have a werewolf for a best friend. And now, the winner for Best Vampire, Ville Valo!
And winner for Best Werewolf, Bert McCracken!”


Since both bands are on tour, I will be accepting the award on their behalf.”–Bella Swann(*)

And now, for our award for Day Halloween Should Be On, you members of Buzznet think Halloween should be EVERYDAY! Start writing to your local senator to campaign for this!

And now to present our award for “Best Halloween Episode of a TV Show, here is Bender from Futurama!

“Hey everybody! Bender here! I am here because I love Halloween, and I to advertise for the return of my show, FUTURAMA! Now, even though Futurama isn’t nominated, because we prefer X-mas, that doesn’t mean I can’t present the award for Best Halloween Episode of a TV Show. And admit it, you all felt bad without your weekly fix of me! Bender Bending Rodriguez! Now, for the winner of ‘Best Halloween Episode…’…Our sister show, The Simpsons! Episode Treehouse of Horror I-IX!”

“Eat my shorts!”–Bart Simpson

And now, for a musical performance by the original cast of Nightmare Before Christmas to accept their award for Best Halloween Movie and Best Song from Nightmare Before Christmas, here is “This is Halloween” by the orginal cats of Nightmare Before Christmas!

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And now to present the award for Best Supernatural Themed TV-Show, here is Allison Hannigan:

“This one time, at band camp, I shoved a flute up my *****, and then, we turned into this show, which went on to win a Halloweenie, for Best Supernatural-Themed TV Show, it was soooooo funny! Here are the winner(s), Sabrina the Teenage Witch, and Are You Afraid of the Dark?”–Allison Hannigan(*)

And now, to present the finalists, for Most Likely to Play Edward Cullen in the Film Version of Twilight, here is the guy himself, Edward Cullen!

“Hello. So, apparently, a young lady by the name of Brittany, is holding the ‘Project Twilight Casting’, where you, and only you, can control who is casted as me, Carlisle, Bella, Esme, that dog, and plenty of other characters. I strongly believe you should join, and find the perfect person to play me in the film version of Twilight. Unfortunately, though, what Buzznet choses as the best person to be casted, might not follow through with the actual casting. But, it’s just fun anyways. So, I now present you the finalists of ‘Most Likely to Play Edward Cullen in the Film Version of Twilight’”–Edward Cullen

Gaspard Ulliel

Patrick Stump

Brendon Urie

A complete unknown

And now, to present the award for Best Supernatural-Themed Book, here is Stewie Griffin of the hit TV Show, Family Guy!

“Good evening ladies and gentleman. Reading, according to many school-teachers, is a gateway to another world. And, stories of vampires, werewolves, and witches (oh my!), why, these books put them in a good light. And, I have befriended some of them, in help for my quest in killing that damn Lois. Right Jasper? Yeah, okay. Anyways, while I shall not speak of my plan to kill Lois on the Internet, instead, I will tell you the winner(s) of Best Supernatural-Themed Book, are “Twilight” series by Stephanie Meyer, and “The Vampire Chronicles” by Anne Rice. Just because you all love vampires. I do too. They can kill Lois.”–Stewie Griffin(*)

And, when we return, a special message from Carlisle Cullen and Jasper Hale, “The Best Thing About Halloween”, and the winner for “Face You’d Most Like to Carve on a Pumpkin”

And now…The Academy Is…live on the Halloweenies!

“Hi Buzznet! This is Bill Beckett!”
“And Sisky Business!”
“And thank you for letting us perform live on the Halloweenies. And now, I bring you some good friends of ours,”
“Who are going to talk about a cause near and dear to them,”
“Here is…”–William Beckett(*)
“Jasper Hale and Carlisle Cullen!”–Adam T. Siska(*)

“Thank you William and Adam. I am Carlisle Cullen,”
“And I am Jasper Hale”
“And we are here at the Halloweenies to tell you about a situation going on in Burma, or Myanmar.”
“Burma is a small country in the South of China on the Indian Ocean. Burma would seem like a nice, small country, but unfortunately, nothing is at all good in this country.”
“Burma’s people is expierencing brutal violence by the ruling military junta, rampant poverty, denial of basic human rights, and a rash of violence against peaceful protests.”
“All of this has led to a global concern for a better Burma.”
“In 1990, democratic elections led to a landslide victory by Nobel Peace Prize recipent, Aung San Suu Kyi, who never made it into office.”
“Unfortunately, Aung San Suu Kyi is under house arrest currently, by the military junta, who are still in power.”
“Peaceful protests has led to arrests, disappearances, and violence in a number too large to count.”
“3,000 Villages have been destroyed in Burma, there have been 1 million refugees, while the UN Security Council does nothing.”
“But you can do something. Join the Buzznet group, Lightbulbs for Burma, where you can learn more, spread awareness, and sign the petition.”
“If you want this cruelty to end, join Lightbulbs for Burma, and stop it the violence.”–Jasper Hale(*)
“Thank you.”–Carlisle Cullen

And now, for the best thing about Halloween…Frank Iero’s birthday! So make a cake for Frank and celebrate!

And the winner for Face You’d Most Like to Carve on a Pumpkin…George W. Bush, so you could kick it in.

If you would like the Halloweenies to come back next year, please let me know! And next year, I promise more voting.

(*)Not actually said by the person

Any anger towards me for misrepresantation will be seriously laughed at.

I do not take pride in my stupid jokes. But you all should’ve stayed tune on if you could present or not.