Discovery

Keith Urban said that he and Nicole Kidman look forward to working together on their new farm in Nashville. That is to say, posing with vegetables for black and white Vanity Fair spreads with vague quotes like “Working on the land is tiring but joyful, and family is important.”Entertainment Weekly uncovers some rare, previously unseen photos of Bruce Springsteen, including shots of him singing about affluent old people living outside of Jersey and ones of him performing for only seven minutes.Oh my god, Britney smoked a cigarette while at a gas pump! Do you sometimes think TMZ just stores up stock Britney faux pas and releases them whenever she’s hasn’t done anything spectacularly bad for a couple days?You only get to do one official “Yankees choked in the playoffs” headline a year, New York Post, and I’m not sure “It’s an Indian Bummer” cuts it. What about, “Yankee Bums Just Don’t Have The Runs”?Victoria Beckham thinks to herself, “Hmm, I haven’t been in the news for a couple weeks,” and her nipples suddenly become erect…