Discovery

Hiro still has more utterly pointless d*cking around to do in Japan, but he’s sending messages to the future by manipulating the space-time-continuum and placing little scrolls in the handle of Kensei’s sword, which Ando keeps in his office file cabinet, despite the fact that it’s a priceless artifact.The 90210 plot between Claire and that douche who calls himself “West” apparently ain’t going anywhere, because he gave her the Lois Lane treatment and then they, like, totes french-kissed! Despite all the advancements made in digital effects technology over the past 20 years, the flying scenes look every bit as lame as they did back when Christopher Reeve was parading across the skies in PJ’s.Not only is Sylar now a total puss without any powers, he’s stranded in the middle of a jungle on some deserted island because he killed the one chick trying to help him, who had moments ago just promised to make anything he wanted in the world a reality, including sex with twin blonde playmates. Nice thinking, bro!Peter Petrelli has a new power that makes terrible tattoos disappear when he receieves them (bet Chuck Sheen’s wished for that more than once). Also, he may be turning into Darth Vader. Also, I think the producers have built a clause into his contract demanding at least one shirtless muscle-showcasing scene every episode.D.L. Hawkins is the only Hero who seemingly bought it in last season’s finale who didn’t turn out to be Fake Dead after all.Someone’s gonna shoot Claire’s dad’s eye out? I suspect it will be Ralphie Parker with his magical Red Rider BB Gun.If you get arrested in Mexico, the cops leave your keys in your pocket, and leave your waiting for you, unlocked and washed, right outside the station.