Discovery

George Lucas is in serious talks to develop a “Star Wars” tv series. I suppose a bunch of little, weekly disappointments would be easier to stomach than huge, monumental letdowns every couple years.Did indie rocker Ted Leo win $500 of free Taco Bell food without actually entering any kind of contest? Actually, if you worked at a Taco Bell, wouldn’t you just give Ted Leo free food anyway?A Pepsi delivery driver punched a Coke driver in the face three times during a delivery, breaking his nose and giving him a black eye. I think it’s time to draw the line on these Superbowl commercials.A burglar broke into a Wisconsin apartment, but instead of grabbing valuables, he walked out with “a pizza, six eggs, a can of beef ravioli, a can of peaches and one chicken-and-broccoli Hot Pocket.” Police have brought in every roommate ever for questioning.In your newsworthiest story of the day, Amy Winehouse opened a pop-top juice bottle with her teeth. That’s the whole story. Also, the juice was heroin.