Discovery

Is there really anything you could do with the music of the Beatles that hasn’t already been done? Oh, take every album they ever recorded and speed them up 800% into one hour-long mp3? Ok, now is there anything you could do that hasn’t been done?Prince William is slated to join the Royal Navy in January as part of his ongoing preparation to be King of England. The other option would have been to sit through Pirates of the Carribbean 2 and 3, but he declined.An exotic dancer successfully received worker’s comp after injuring herself on a pole. Meanwhile, I slice my chest open while singing Iggy Pop at an office karaoke party and I get nothing?Finally, competitive wife-carrying where the prize is beer. Life should emulate “Married With Children” more often.43-year-old Vinny Testaverde has signed a deal with the Carolina Panthers. A deal to play football. Professional football. Vinny Testaverde. The same one. Football.