Discovery

The body of George Gipp, of Ronald Reagan “Win one for the Gipper” fame, was exhumed by his family this week for reasons unspecified. Man, Notre Dame is getting really desperate.Are the Marines just going to decide to leave Iraq themselves? What an… ingenious idea…Two bodies that were found floating in the high seas yesterday are believed to be the victims of piracy. Fortunately, the Hardy Boys were on the case before I even picked up the phone.Regis Philbin is signed on to host a remake of the classic game show “Password.” He’s hoping to get a hit catchphrase out of the line “Is that your final…PASSWORD?”An 84-year-old woman was arrested after attempting to run down her neighbor with her car after a land dispute. I got two for this one. “At least this 84-year-old driver has a motive”, or, if you prefer, “I thought the mom from The Sopranos was dead?”