Discovery

Is this giant crack in the floor of London’s Tate Gallery a mysterious, highly conceptual art exhibit, or just a Garfield comic come to life?Those Nigerian puppies I just bought online could never be involved in a web of deceit, could they? COULD THEY????When I see a headline about “designer mice“, I stop reading and amuse myself picturing mice with top hats and canes perfoming “Puttin’ on the Ritz” in chipmunk-like falsettos.Mexican politician Roberto Madrazo was busted taking a shortcut while running a marathon. When confronted, Madrazo explained, “I did this because your current administration is trying to cheat you, always, on a bunch of things… ah, never mind, I’m f***ed.”“Prison Break” Spoiler Alert — If negotiations with an actress break down, you can always just have her severed head show up in a box. Remember when Gwyneth Paltrow asked David Fincher for a bottled water on the set of “Seven”?