Discovery

This week was essential to the betterment of our lives… mainly because:

We met our heart, our inspiration, our “crotch light” if you will, and her name is Stacey Hedger. Viral video fame has never tasted this sweet, folks. Because as amazing as you think a girl in a leotard playing Star Wars on a trumpet poorly with a little dancing thrown in for good measure is going to be, it is about a million times sweeter.Reports surface that Jennifer Lopez is pregnant with twins! And what better gift to send the expectant mother than a baby thighmaster and baby slut tee?Radiohead releases their new album, In Rainbows, on the internet for a nominal fee. Props to Alex and Dan for both making it through an entire listening without turning into a flesh-eating robot!So pick up that threesome and sex chickenwings nachos today!Rachael Ray: Baby Crack Dealer.The kids of Kid Nation are waaaay more mature than we could ever hope to be. Camman, the Bible over mini-golf? This is why the terrorists hate us.Prince Harry’s Namibian Vacation is Rated R for Man-on-Man Nipple Licking.Mohinder & Matt from Heroes are totally shacking up in 1970’s era twin beds.And check back in Monday morning, when I’ll be liveblogging The Price Is Right premiere!Worst TV title ever: Dirty Sexy Money or Slutty Tweeny A-Holes?And finally: Cat Show! Cat Show! Cat Show!

And don’t forget, there’s a brand new episode of Best Week Ever tonight at 9 PM, 11 PM, and all throughout the weekend! See you back here on Monday.